In lieu of a Dear So and So, here is a riddle to solve! I haven't done a riddle in quite a while and I think I chose a toughy this time. If I get no correct answers by dinnertime, I'll add a few clues. Good luck!
The sleeping cyclops, by and by,
Opens up his single eye.
He quickly slams it shut again
As if the light gives him great pain.
Many times he will awaken
Until his memory is taken.
At his loss he feels no grief,
His job: To satisfy the thief.
What am I? and Who is the thief?
as always, credit goes to Tower of the Riddle Master.