"May those who love us, love us. May those who don't love us, may God turn their hearts. And if He can't turn their hearts, may He turn their ankles so we'll know them by their limping."
"Bless your little Irish heart, and every other Irish part."
"May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door."
"May you never forget what is worth remembering, nor ever remember what is best forgotten."
"The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch."
"Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups; alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat." ~Alex Levin
"Irish altzeimer's. You forget everything except the grudges." ~Judy Collins
"If you're lucky enough to be Irish, then you're lucky enough."