My good friend, Tina is a massage therapist. I was getting full body massages every other week for about a year. Then it was getting hard to get the money together and I stopped. I miss my massages terribly! I felt sooo much better when I was getting massages on a regular basis. If I could afford it, I'd get one every week.
Tina's massages are so good, I'd sometimes doze off towards the end of the hour. Tina does her massage in bare feet. Her toes are always manicured and polished nicely and she even has a tattoo of a star on top of one foot so you'd have something nice to look at (not the 5 pointed star but one that sort of looks like this * but prettier)
One afternoon, I was getting a massage. I was face down on the table, with my face in the hole. And something occurred to me, so I asked her, "Tina? Does anyone ever drool on your foot?" Hahahaha She was sooo grossed out by that! She said no, but ya know what? The next time I got a massage, Tina was wearing socks. I don't think she trusts me not to drool on her.
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Oh my you are so funny - love that line, next time you saw her Tina was wearing socks, lol. Yes massages are the best and I hope you get to have one again soon. Maybe you can start taking Paypal donations for a good cause. And a massage is a great cause!
Even worse, a drippy nose?? I'm so afraid I would do that.
Your life very comfortable, want to see you drooling shape. Hehe ... (laughter)
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Here I was thinking about massages today...and I come here and...BAM! More massage stuff!
Awesome!
BTW, thanks for checking out my standup set. You are a wonderful person to do that. I'm glad you liked it!
Take care...
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I have to say that question is spot on. I love that she wore socks next time. Smart Tina, very smart
@ Lilly, well, it's true! she really did put socks on! (personally I think she was just being a brat)
@ Ann, well, the thing is, I asked because one time, I nearly DID drool on her! I was dozing off and caught myself!
@ Anna, you're welcome! :)
@ Jessica, Smartass was more like it!
LOL! I never thought of that. My SIL is a massage therapist. I'll have to ask her about that.
You are cracking me up. I bet she does wear socks now!
Heehee...
It's been a couple of years since I've had a massage... and I think I really need one soon.
I also need a pedicure and that means getting to sit in a massage chair and getting a good leg and foot massage.
I need some pampering!
hahahahahahaha. I am a massage therapist so this is so funny to me! And no, no one has ever drooled on my feet either!
Drool! Hilarious. Only you would think of that, Joanie.
Oh my God that's so funny. Tell her she should wear socks anyway. People have weird obsessions with feet.
I had my feet attacked once and it was frightening!
First time visiting your blog and just wanted to say I love it...and this post cracked me up!!!
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