Friday, September 25, 2009

Dear So and So

Dear Bloggy friends who sent cards to John,
Thank you so much!  He loved getting cards, especially since his family didn't bother to call or send cards.  It was very kind of you and it really lifted his spirits (and mine!) when they arrived.

Gratefully, Joanie


Dear Bloggy and Facebook friends,
Thanks so much for the birthday wishes!  It really took the sting out of turning 54!

Love, Joanie


Dear TGI Friday guests,
 Please come back!  I miss you (and your generous tips) terribly!  My bank account would be oh so grateful if I fed it  more roughage (greens and stuff) more often.



Dear Son,
Thank you for taking your old mom out for dinner on her birthday!  The only thing that would have made it better if that bitch, Tabitha wasn't our waitress.  

Happily, Mom


Dear Daughter,
Thanks for asking your Dad if he'd give us a room at the Marriott (with his Marriott points) when we drive to IUP to see your sister in her play.  I didn't want to have to ask him, but it was terrific that you could.

Love, Mom


Dear Younger Daughter,
Congratulations on getting a role in the play on your first day of college!  Even though you'll be playing a dead slut with a foul mouth, I'm still very very proud of you.  Just make sure, if your father insists on seeing the play too, that he chooses to go the week after me.  Actually, it would be fun to see his reaction to your role!  If only I wouldn't have to meet his fat-assed, slut future ex-wife, I could enjoy the moment. 

Proudly, Mutti


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Kat said...

I would totally give you a huge tip at TGI Fridays!

Garret of Jim and Garret said...

Oh how I love your dear so and so's. I don't know if I'd remember enough throughout the week to make a full post of them though.

Eternal Lizdom said...

I want more roughage for my bank account, too!!

"dead slut with a foul mouth" What show is this? And death makes a lot of things foul- not just the mouth...

RecoveringActor said...

It's a student written play called "The Enbalmer." It may or may not also deal with necrophelia... yuck. Little sis plays a walking & talking slutty corpse.

Joanne said...

Happy belated birthday!! As long as 54 isn't bad I won't mind my birthday in a couple of weeks.
From your meno twin


Alix said...

Happy Birthday Joanie!!!!

Bank account roughage! Dead slut with a foul mouth! Fat-assed, slut, future ex-wife. {That's two "sluts" in one paragraph}

Preach it sistah.

Damn you have an interesting life.

Joanie M said...

Yup, I'm pretty sure necrophilia is in there too. She's a bit uncomfortable with me seeing it, but she REALLY doesn't want her dad to see it!

Matty said...

You are so thankful.

And I like your new header.

Daria said...

I love your dear so and so ... I don`t know if I could be as creative.

Maureen@IslandRoar said...

Aw, this is sweet and funny at the same time. Happy belated birthday!