Friday, May 28, 2010

Dear So and So

Dear Tim and Dani (mostly Dani),
 We need to have a meeting.  You are adults now.  I am not picking up after you any more.  You really have to start cleaning up the kitchen after yourselves, and put stuff away.  Leaving glasses, plates, eating utensils all over the family room is not acceptable.  And lay off my yogurt!  I'm also not cleaning your bathroom.

Had enough,
The Landlady

Dear Cameron, Mason and Tucker,
Knock it off with the fighting!  You scared the shit out of me and nearly broke my lamp!  Keep it up and y'all will be living in the garage.

Trying to get her heartbeat back to normal,
The human who feeds you

Dear Dr. Z,
Hey, those drugs worked great!  I can breathe again!  My cough is nearly gone!  My blood sugars are getting back to managable levels!

Your patient,

Dear Nutrisystem,
You rock!!  Your food is pretty good!  I'm really happy that the weight seems to be coming off fairly easily and quickly.  And I like that you lowered your monthly cost by $50.  I can't wait to see what you sent me for this month!

Your new favorite customer,

Dear Jerry and Diane,
Thanks for signing up for Nutrisystem and using my name as a reference!  I'll get $60 off my next food shipment!  I believe you also got $30 each off your next order too!  I think that's awesome!!!

Loving her new weight loss program and hope you do too,

Dear Alix, Amy, Garret and Liz ,
Thanks for the encouragement!!!  The support I'm getting from y'all is wonderful!  The same goes for everyone who is encouraging me in Bloggiland!  Thank you from the bottom of my heart!

Glad to have such good friends,

Dear Readers,
Why not pop over the pond to Kat's Place in the UK, grab the button and get some stuff off your chest?  Trust me, it feels good to release it all!  Don't forget to Link your Dear So and So and lots of others will be able to read them too!  Go on!  You know you want to!


Sueann said...

Dear Joanie's kids
Start cleaning or landlady will move you into the garage!!!

Unknown said...

slommler nailed it.

Thanks for the mention. I'm so proud of you, Liz, Alix, and myself. We all rock. Oh, Amy rocks too even though I don't know her.

The Retired One said...

I have been behind in my blog reading so I am anxious to hear about Nutrisystem and your you get to pick which foods so you don't get ones you don't want?? Tell us (me) more!!!

Anything Fits A Naked Man said...

Wow, cheers to you with your Nutrisystem success! I've been looking at their commercials and wondering about it myself! You certainly give it a great review!

Have a terrific holiday weekend!!

Joanne said...

Great so & so's!!! So nice to pop in and see you posting and YAY on the Nutrisystem - glad you are enjoying!!

Maureen@IslandRoar said...

Wow, it sounds like the diet is going well!! Congrats.
I think my kids and your kids have the same lovely habits around the house. Drives me crazy!