Dear So and So

Dear Tim and Dani (mostly Dani),

 We need to have a meeting.  You are adults now.  I am not picking up after you any more.  You really have to start cleaning up the kitchen after yourselves, and put stuff away.  Leaving glasses, plates, eating utensils all over the family room is not acceptable.  And lay off my yogurt!  I'm also not cleaning your bathroom.

Had enough,

The Landlady

Dear Cameron, Mason and Tucker,

Knock it off with the fighting!  You scared the shit out of me and nearly broke my lamp!  Keep it up and y'all will be living in the garage.

Trying to get her heartbeat back to normal,

The human who feeds you

Dear Dr. Z,

Hey, those drugs worked great!  I can breathe again!  My cough is nearly gone!  My blood sugars are getting back to managable levels!

Your patient,

Joan

Dear Nutrisystem,

You rock!!  Your food is pretty good!  I'm really happy that the weight seems to be coming off fairly easily and quickly.  And I like that you lowered your monthly cost by $50.  I can't wait to see what you sent me for this month!

Your new favorite customer,

Joanie

Dear Jerry and Diane,

Thanks for signing up for Nutrisystem and using my name as a reference!  I'll get $60 off my next food shipment!  I believe you also got $30 each off your next order too!  I think that's awesome!!!

Loving her new weight loss program and hope you do too,

Joanie

Dear Alix, Amy, Garret and Liz ,

Thanks for the encouragement!!!  The support I'm getting from y'all is wonderful!  The same goes for everyone who is encouraging me in Bloggiland!  Thank you from the bottom of my heart!

Glad to have such good friends,

Joanie

Dear Readers,

Why not pop over the pond to Kat's Place in the UK, grab the button and get some stuff off your chest?  Trust me, it feels good to release it all!  Don't forget to Link your Dear So and So and lots of others will be able to read them too!  Go on!  You know you want to!

Love,

Joanie