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Thursday, May 14, 2009

Best PMS Question EVER!

Best PMS Question Ever

Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?

Woman's Answer: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY?

Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb!

They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!!

They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.

And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to

find the #&%!*light bulbs despite the fact

that they've been in the SAME CABINET for

the past 17 YEARS!

But if they did, by some miracle of God,

actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER,

the chair they dragged to stand on to change

the STUPID light bulb would


STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!


AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER

THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!!

BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR

CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!!

IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED

FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A

FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!

IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE!

AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON

WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

I'm sorry. What was the question?

12 comments:

♥ Braja said...

You recordin' me in my own home????
:)

Sally's World said...

LMAO...almost peed my pants laughing...that is soooo funny!

~Thought's By Dena~/ JDs Gift Shack said...

oh I love this one...too funny!!!

mo.stoneskin said...

Brilliant. But I would like to know one thing.

What's a light bulb?

Garret said...

That's hilarious!

Lilly said...

So true, so hysterically true Joanie. Loved how you set the text out.

a mouthy irish woman? ridiculous! said...

i love you joanie...you rock it sister.

Queen Bee said...

This sounds like one of my roommate freak outs.

darsden said...

LOL Joanie that WAS good :-))

Boozy Tooth said...

Ouch! My sides hurt!

You know Joanie, I was thinking how applicable the PMS theology is to so many things. At least in my house/world/consciousness.

Oh, and PS.... menopause ain't much better.

Kat said...

Oh my goodness. That is my kind of crazy!

Frogs in my formula said...

%^#&#^&(#&*#&ing RIGHT