Best PMS Question Ever
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
Woman's Answer: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY?
Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb!
They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!!
They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to
find the #&%!*light bulbs despite the fact
that they've been in the SAME CABINET for
the past 17 YEARS!
But if they did, by some miracle of God,
actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER,
the chair they dragged to stand on to change
the STUPID light bulb would
STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!
AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER
THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!!
BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR
CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!!
IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED
FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A
FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE!
AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON
WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!
I'm sorry. What was the question?
12 comments:
You recordin' me in my own home????
:)
LMAO...almost peed my pants laughing...that is soooo funny!
oh I love this one...too funny!!!
Brilliant. But I would like to know one thing.
What's a light bulb?
That's hilarious!
So true, so hysterically true Joanie. Loved how you set the text out.
i love you joanie...you rock it sister.
This sounds like one of my roommate freak outs.
LOL Joanie that WAS good :-))
Ouch! My sides hurt!
You know Joanie, I was thinking how applicable the PMS theology is to so many things. At least in my house/world/consciousness.
Oh, and PS.... menopause ain't much better.
Oh my goodness. That is my kind of crazy!
%^#&#^&(#&*#&ing RIGHT
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