Sunday, January 31, 2010

Last night, I went to a Par-tay!

warning!!  this post has an adult theme!

 My good friend, Tina sent me a message yesterday morning, inviting me to a party last night.  Just me, not John.  That was because it was an "Adult Toy Party".  John, supportive man that he is said, "GO! GO!!  Have fun!!  Buy stuff!"  What a great guy.  Only way it would have been better is if he had given me his credit card, but he didn't.

I have never been to a "sex toy party" before.  I must say, it was quite interesting!  The company was called Slumber Parties.  This gal has stuff there I had never seen or heard of before!  Now I'm no prude and I know about a lot of things, but I didn't know you could buy a "sex swing"  you can hang from the ceiling!!   I know for  a fact that I am too old for that!!  I get a stiff back from sleeping in one position for too long!  No way can I try anything funky in a swing I have to strap on to my arms and legs!

She had creams and oils and lotions and potions and spritzes, so you can be tighter, looser, slipperier, tastier (those things were just nasty! yuck!) ... almost anything you need to enhance your romance!

And the toys!!  Oh my!  The toys!!!  I'm not even sure I can describe these things without getting too graphic.  I might even blush, trying to write about them! Check out the section on Bedroom Accessories and you'll understand what I mean.  

I did purchase something called the Hot Heart Massager.  It's a gelled heart with a little metal disc inside.  Bend the disc and the stuff inside the heart has a chemical reaction and it gets hot!  I bought it for John to use on his hands and feet that are always cold from neuropathy from diabetes and the effects of chemo.  REALLY!!  That's what I got it for!

Oh!  I may have purchased something else too. :)

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Peggy said...


I've never been t a sex party before. I'm sure it would be very informing thing to do!
I could use that heart thing too, cause my hands and feet get cold because of my thyroid!
Have a great week.

The Queen said...

See I knew someone would go to one of these.. now come over and explain why it would be great.. on an Island.. and why I took batteries..cause some of those ladies just didn't get it.

Rachel Cotterill said...

LOL, I have a couple of those heart-shaped warmers, but my mum gave them to me and I doubt she got them from a sex shop! I hope you enjoyed your party :)

Garret of Jim and Garret said...

Maybe you can indicate the item number of the thing you bought and we can go look it up. ;-)

Eternal Lizdom said...

I know several moms who sell for companies like this and they always have great stories to tell!!

I have a friend who hosted a wine party one night and we all thought the evening would have been more fun if we'd had a combo party of wine and toys!

I once knew a woman online... she used to share a LOT of detail about her personal life... she was apparently a suburban soccer mom , involved in her church and PTA, etc... and was quite the wild swinger! She and hubs had one of those swings- it was kept hidden in the living room with a fake smoke detector.

Joanne said...

Well I am sure you all had a great time -- I can't believe I am saying this but I think I am too much of a prude to attend one of those parties. And trust me I CAN'T believe I am saying this outloud!!!

Anonymous said...

Heart shaped warmers are a great. I know John will love them.

How about putting the swing outside for the neighbors to see and for the children to "play" on.

Alix said...

Oh you naught naughty girl.

Gaston Studio said...

LOL, glad you had fun!

otin said...

was I supposed to read this??? hahaha!

linlah said...

I could use those hand warmeers which might start a whole other kind of warming.

Heather said...

I don't even know what to say. Glad you had fun and hopefully John likes his new present.
That's it I got nothing, my brain went dead on the word Sex.