OK, it's been a while since I did a riddle. Can you tell I save these for when I can't think of anything clever to say? So, here is a riddle for y'all (I'm practicing for when I move South and become a Suthun Belle) . Good luck! If no one guesses correctly by the time I get home from work on Tuesday, I'll add hints. I've never had to do that because y'all are really smart!
THINK TO HEAR
You'd think to hear about me,
That I never would be slow,
Or that something would be shattered,
But it generally isn't so.
Do nuts show up? Yes they do!
Some will even scramble to
Raise a toast to me!
What am I?
Clue #1 This riddle contains some very painful puns.
Clue #2 What is a word for something that isn't slow?
Clue #3 What is a word that means shatter?
as always, credit for this riddle goes to Tower of the Riddle Master