Dear Asshole Who Stole My Identity,
Why in God's name did you think you were going to get away with trying to use my credit card again?? Not only did you attempt to use it, but you attempted about 6 times! What an ass! Of course we changed account numbers within hours of your initial larceny. I hope they find your ass and toss it in jail for a long, long time.
Tonight is your opening night of your very first college play! I'm so proud of you, even if you ARE playing a dead slut! I can't wait to see you and the play next Saturday! Break a leg!!!
Thanks for a great season and even greater post-season! We really enjoyed the games. Too bad you weren't able to win the World Series 2 years running, BUT you did make it to the World Series 2 years running and not too many teams can make that claim! Good luck next season!
You lucked out.
A Phillies fan,
Dear Captain Morgan,
Thanks for the buzz!!!!
Dear Halloween Candy,
I'm so glad you're finally gone from my house! Of course, I ate every single piece of you, but you're gone. Next year, either I make sure I'm not home on Halloween, or I buy really crappy candy that I hate.
Stuffed and bloated (urp!)
Dear Bathroom Scale,
Get the hell out of my face! No way in hell am I stepping on your for at least a few weeks!
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