Monday, November 23, 2009

Things you can only say at Thanksgivng time (parental discretion adviced)

Things you can only say at Thanksgiving TIME:

1. Talk about nice big breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist and warm.

3. It's Cool Whip time!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst.

5. Wow, that's one awesome spread!

6. I'm in the mood to try some dark meat!

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry. Do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn. There's plenty for everybody.

10. Stop playing with your meat!

11. Did you think you could handle all those people at once?

12. Just spread the legs apart and stuff it in.

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14. You still have a little on your lip..

15. How long does it take after you stick it in?

16. You know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Wow, I never knew I could handle so much!

18. That's absolutely the biggest one I've ever seen!

19. How long should I beat this before it's ready?

20. That's gives a whole new meaning to the sandwich concept!!



a mouthy irish woman? ridiculous! said...

hahahahahahhahahahahaha!!!!!!!! damn i love you joanie! 8 days a week i do!!!!

Martha in PA said...

He, he, he.... too funny. Thanks for the giggles!

Matty said...

This is hilarious!!!

Peggy said...

I think I've said them all!
Funny girl, my friend!
Happy Thanksgiving 1

Gloria said...

Naughty, naughty and I love it, all of it . . .hahahahahaha!!!

Happy Thanksgivingxx

mo.stoneskin said...

There's always a little on the lip.

Alix said...

Happy Thanksgiving to YOU, Joanie girl. I hope you and John and your kids and all of your family and loved ones have a very blessed holiday. Oh... and lots of turkey. I do love me some turkey.

The Retired One said...

Too funny!
You forgot the one:

If you let the wishbone dry out, you can save it and pull on it and get your wish!


linlah said...

Best list ever.

Eternal Lizdom said...

Sorry- but ANYTIME is Cool Whip time! And you can take that any way you'd like, any time of the year!! Bwahahahaha!

Daria said...