Things you can only say at Thanksgiving TIME:
1. Talk about nice big breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist and warm.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst.
5. Wow, that's one awesome spread!
6. I'm in the mood to try some dark meat!
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry. Do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn. There's plenty for everybody.
10. Stop playing with your meat!
11. Did you think you could handle all those people at once?
12. Just spread the legs apart and stuff it in.
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little on your lip..
15. How long does it take after you stick it in?
16. You know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I never knew I could handle so much!
18. That's absolutely the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. How long should I beat this before it's ready?
20. That's gives a whole new meaning to the sandwich concept!!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING! !!!