Dear So and So: I hab a code

Dear Cold,
I don't know where you came from, but I want you to leave right now.   I didn't invite you here and I resent your presence.  Even with taking Zicam for several days, you still showed your ugly face here.  GET OUT NOW!!


Achoo!
Joanie

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Dear Zicam, Dayquil, Nyquil and Robitussin,
Please work, and soon.  I don't want this to turn into bronchitis.  On the other hand, I have an unexpected couple of days off from work.  Not sure if this price is worth it.


Sniffle,
Joanie

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Dear Snow, 
Come on down!  I'm at home, sick, and won't be going to work tomorrow (this is being written on Thursday evening) and have no plans to go anywhere until at least Saturday.  Leave as much of the white stuff that you want.  The boys across the street are happy to make money, shoveling my driveway.


Honk,
Joanie

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Dear Appetite,

Why is it, no matter how sick I get, you're always there.  I don't get it.  You'd think you'd want to stay far away from me when I'm sick.  

Cough, cough,

Joanie

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Dear Friends,
If you like Dear So and So, and want to give it a try, just pop over to Kat's Place at Three Bedroom Bungalow, hook up with her Linky and add your own!  It's a great way to blow off steam, and you can read lots of other letters!

Love,

Joanie