Friday, December 17, 2010

Dear So and So: Hello? Are you there?

Dear Christmas,
HA!!  You thought you'd get the better of me this year and sneak up when I wasn't ready!  There are still 9 days to go and I have only a couple of things to do.  Of course, I'm not counting getting the tree out, decorating it, wrapping the gifts I've purchased.  BUT, I do have just about everything bought!  That has to count for something, right?  Right?  Hello?  Are you there?  Stop snickering!

deluding herself,


Dear Bills (aka electric, cable, car insurance, cell phone,oil, credit card, grocery)
You don't really care that I've used my support check to buy Christmas gifts for my family instead of giving it all to you,do you?  Hello???????

thinks shes screwed, but her kids will be happy,


Dear Fridays Guests,
I'm so glad most of you read my note last week on Dear So and So!  Most of you have been most generous!  So much so, that I might even be able to pay those bills I've just mentioned!

Your server, Joanie


Dear Table 71 on Tuesday,
You!  Yeah you!!  I saw that $5 bill on the table when I went to get your change.  I want to know why you gave me $53 for a $37 check.  When I came back with your $16 change, I thought you'd leave my tip in the book, but NO!!  You took it with you... all of it!!  You cheap bastard!  I hope your wallet gets stolen.

Still pissed,


Dear John,
I know you meant well when you let me sleep for 2 hours on Wednesday afternoon.  Yes I was tired when I arrived at your place.  The bed looked so comfy when I was sitting there, bored out of my skull watching you play Mah Jongg.  I just wanted to close my eyes for a second.  Then I was awake until 3:30 am.  Gee, too bad my hurling myself around the bed toss and turning, trying to go to sleep kept you awake.

Love you lots! (yawn!!)


Dear Friends,
If you like Dear So and So, and want to give it a try, just pop over to Kat's Place on the other side of the pond, hook up with her Linky and add your own!  It's a great way to blow off steam, and you can read lots of other letters!




Janet Ellis said...

Hysterical, couldn't stop laughing. Love your sense of humor. Oh and if you are a'd get your tip from me. One time my husband and I went out to Carraba's for dinner...expensive tab hoitie toitie male server...great service I'll admit. Hubby left him a 25% tip. That's cool. Then we went out to breakfast at Applebee's the next morning, sweet female server, great service, not bad food, way cheaper tab...he leaves her 10%! What??????????????????? When he wasn't looking I pulled a $20 out of my purse and tossed it on the table when we left. The tip was more than the tab {snicker, I'll show him}. I told him about 3 months later. He's never tipped a female server less than 20%! Hahahahah I still laugh about it. You can find me over at and Have a great weekend. Blessings, Janet

Short Poems said...

Love your Writing and your sense of humor :)
Take care

slommler said...

No tip!!! What a jerk!!
And I hate tossing and turning; trying to get to sleep! Drives me batty!!
Sleep better tonight??!!

Cherie said...

Popping by to say hello. I am a first time visitor to your blog . I found you through the Follow Friday blog hop. Love your sense of humor!

Anonymous said...

If you could really write those types of letters!! Hilarious!

Came over from Java's site!
Nice to meet you!

Found other blogs as well through your blog. It's all about the networking...... ;-)

Barb said...

Hi There!
Congrats on being featured! I'm your newest follower. Drop by my blog and say hi!

CMash said...

Stopping by from the 40s Hop. Congratulations on the #2 spot. Love your button!!! Have a very Happy Holiday!

Kathy said...

Congrats on the#2 spot! Loved those letters, too. LOL

Kat said...

3:30am? That's no goodness.

Carolee Sperry a.k.a. The Blogging Biz Mom said...

That is too funny!

Dear so and so....don't even get me going!

Visiting from Never Growing Old..

Have a great weekend!

redethel said...

Hi, I'm your newest follower from Over 40.
Cent$ To Me

Matty said...

Sounds like someone is robbing Peter to pay Paul. LOL All for a good cause though.

No tip? Dang.

Joanna Jenkins said...

Bad tippers should be ashamed of themselves. What are they thinking anyway- that they got away with something or do they know they're really just cheap jerks? Grrrr.

Happy Christmas, jj

gayle said...

I don't understand why people don't tip like they are suppose to!

Captain Dumbass said...

Table 71's getting coal!