Dear Mother Nature,
Did you really have to make it rain so hard and make the wind blow so much that 3 transformers blew and shut down the electricity in my entire neighborhood? Thanks so much. I really loved the inch of water that poured into my basement because the sump pump couldn't work.
Just made my day,
Can you please not show up for an extra 2 weeks? I am so not ready for you on the 25th!
A little bit frazzled,
Dear car insurance company,
You have a really sick sense of humor. A payment due on December 27? Seriously?
Dear ex-husband (and I used the term "dear" loosely),
Thanks for the free hotel room on Sunday night when I took our daughter back to school. It was great that I didn't have to make that 520 miles trip all in one day.
The one you let get away
Dear Youngest Offspring,
It was very nice spending quality time with you on the drive back to your school. I did enjoy it. However, what it cost me to drive you to school was about the same as the plane ticket Daddy Dearest bought you to fly home last Wednesday. And Daddy Dearest makes about 4X more than I do (not to mention what the trophy wife, Maleficent makes). He can well afford the round trip ticket!!! Keep that in mind from now on, please!!!
Love you much!
Dear Love Of My Life,
When I can't sleep and I go into the living room to put the TV on, I really don't want company! I'm trying to go to sleep! The sound of the TV will knock me out inside of 10 minutes. Having you come in, use up all the sofa space to watch TV with me was not part of the plan. Next time it happens, I'm going to pretend to be asleep.
Love you dearly, but need my sleep,
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