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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

MORE DRAMA!!!!!

OK, I really want to hurt this fucking bitch woman who gave birth to the prick asshole who got Dani's friend, Lauryn pregnant! Can you tell I'm pissed?????

Jarrid came over this morning to pick up Lauryn so they could go to lunch with Jarrid's mother, Cindy. First thing he asks her is did she give the baby a bath today. Lauryn said no, she'd give her one later. Then he asked something about was she cleaning the baby bottles. Well, yeah, they're right there on the counter. So I leave for work and they leave for Cindy's house. It was all a set-up! When Lauryn got there, the police were there and so was Child Services! This bitch woman called the police and told them that Lauryn was staying in a run-down apartment in town (I live in a 4 bedroom colonial outside of town, in a development), that she wasn't bathing the baby and wasn't taking care of her! WHAT????????? Lauryn has been staying with me and Dani since last Thursday, is here every night. She's feeding Lillian, changing her, bathing and all around taking care of this baby by herself. Last night, she asked me if I wanted to hold Lillian for a bit because I hadn't seen her too much. And I fed her. That was the first time since the night they arrived that I had Lillian for any length of time. And as soon as that baby pooped, I handed her back to Mama!

So Child Services were at my house while I was at work (I didn't even know they were there until after they left) to check out the room where Lauryn and Lillian were staying. Obviously not a rundown apartment in town. Then I had to call Child Services and talk to them, which I did a little while ago. Did I know Lauryn was coming before they arrived (I did). Did Lauryn have my permission to stay at my house with the baby (she does). Is Lauryn taking care of the baby (she sure is!) I told CS that I am her east coast mom... she even calls me Mom! So now Lauryn and Lillian are allowed to come back to my house and she's planning on going back to Oregon on Friday. Prickhead, I mean Jarrid has to stay here in PA because he has a court date because he ran from the police some months back. And if and/or when he goes back to Oregon, he won't be allowed in the house because Lauryn's parents won't allow him near Lauryn or the baby any more but neither he nor Lauryn know this yet. Lauryn will find this out when she goes back to Oregon. (I've been on the phone several times with Ruth Ann aka Mom in Oregon)

You know, it's all I can do not to call this woman up and ask who the fuck does she think she is, telling lies because Lauryn doesn't want her near the baby (and with good reason apparently) She better not show up at Fridays or she WILL be wearing soup in her lap. I am so angry, I'm surprised there isn't smoke coming out my ears!

11 comments:

Irish Gumbo said...

Joanie: I could see the smoke from here! Wow, that's messed up. I've seen that kind of thing going on in my own family, so I know where you are coming from.

Fingers crossed and good luck! And, deep breaths, my dear...

Temple said...

Ok, you totally had me at "fucking bitch" and "prick asshole" What a total scumbag and bitch! Dude, when he is unable to leave a state because of a pending Court date he (and his) should seriously not be rocking the f'ing boat. Take the high road and make sure you DOCUMENT EVERYTHING!!! (that is my free lawyer advice). I'd probably even send in writing a memo to CS to confirm all that happened so you know it is "right" in the files.

Queen Bee said...

He ran from the cops? I guess that apple didn't fall far from the tree. We have a saying that we like to add to that...

Sometimes you blame the apple and sometimes you blame the tree...most of the time it's the tree's fault!

Make sure it's super hot soup!

Mary Ellen said...

Don't you wonder what is wrong with some people? I'm constantly amazed at some of the crap people pull. Good luck dealing with all of this!

Garret said...

I can't see my keyboard, the smoke. I shouldn't have bought the type and smoke model, that was just dumb.

I hope you and John can get a vacation soon!

Garret

Amy W said...

What a jagload. The drama that arises from an accidental (on at least one of the person's part) pregnancy is second to none. I have seen drama at this level played out THREE times over (usually the drama was coming from the mother of the baby, not the dad or mother-in-law!) ad it always ends up with primary or sole custody in the hands of the SANE party.

Good luck to all of you in this situation!

Boozy Tooth said...

My sister's brother-in-law, Guido, can make a quick trip to Oregon, take care of a little bidness, and be back before anyone realizes Cindy is missing. I mean, you know, if you're still mad tomorrow.

LOL

Joanie said...

Cindy lives in Pennsylvania. want her address?

Anonymous said...

Anyone who can cuss like that definately ranks in the soulmate category!!

Not sure how I made my way here, but enjoyed the read.

Joanie said...

Thanks Lisa! I'm enjoying your blog too!

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